The best part of a good meme is when it shows up on the evening news and freaks out the olds.

Just FYI, definitely don’t trust Microsoft to keep from pushing the update. I’ve got an older AMD processor on the list they’re supposedly blocking, and the update still installed on my PC. Instant BSOD.

Should’ve picked the correct resolution- Eat More Butter 2018.

So here in Utah, there’s this great moment every spring when temperatures go above 45 F and you’ll see people in shorts and parkas everywhere. You can definitely ditch the coat by the time you get to 60.

I admit I have never seen those before, they look like balloons. Neat trick with the bottle though!

The idea of drinking hot chocolate in shorts weather made me involuntarily shudder, so, thanks for that?

Who says to themselves, “Yeah, I’d like to wash down my burger with hot chocolate”?

One (1) glass of eggnog with cinnamon whiskey added. Then no more eggnog till next year.

Or maybe I was in an abusive relationship with a parent, and think relationships with parents don’t fall into a binary?

What is this “regifted booze” you speak of?

I’m so mad Cheetolini is coming here to announce this. I don’t want to share a city with him, not even for a few hours.

Do it! It makes me feel fancy and practical at the same time.

Dude, OP also says they’re still really close, so I think it’s not cut and dry. Your parents can be abusive to you as a kid and you can still have a relationship with them. Family is damned complicated.

For the first letter- I never told my family I think I’m bi because I was nervous about their reactions, still haven’t “officially” told them, but my mom died before I got the chance to tell her and I really regret that. Don’t wait till they’re dead. Families can be real shits but if you love them (and it sounds like…

Thanks! And thanks for the article. I hope you figure out something cool to do with your grandmother’s china!

I feel your pain- my mom died suddenly this summer and now, in my 900 square foot house, I have to house a crapload of Important Things, including two dining tables that seat 20+ people EACH, because there’s no one else to take this stuff and I can’t bear to get rid of it.

So my mom died very unexpectedly this year, and I had to deal with the 30+ years of stuff in her house. This included two entire sets of good china, a set of Christmas china, and about a thousand little knick knacks. We kept everything that had a story (“Great so-and-so carried that tea set in her lap from New York to…

My cat is pretty good about letting me help him when he does a dumb, but one time he ripped a whole claw off and it took two humans in elbow-length leather work gloves just to disinfect and bandage his foot.

Like I’m not one of his constituents, so I can’t say whether I think he should be out, but if he was representing me I’d want him gone.

I somehow got subscribed to it for a little while, and it is definitely the kind of newsletter that you read so that when your well-read coworkers cite some national news story, you can be able to chime in with a “Oh yeah, I read about that.”