My cat is pretty good about letting me help him when he does a dumb, but one time he ripped a whole claw off and it took two humans in elbow-length leather work gloves just to disinfect and bandage his foot.

Agreed.

Unfortunately, reintroduction of wolves is political toxic waste in a lot of western states (undeservedly so). There’s a better chance of Utah legalizing drugs than allowing more wolf reintroduction.

Like I’m not one of his constituents, so I can’t say whether I think he should be out, but if he was representing me I’d want him gone.

I somehow got subscribed to it for a little while, and it is definitely the kind of newsletter that you read so that when your well-read coworkers cite some national news story, you can be able to chime in with a “Oh yeah, I read about that.”

This is stupid but I have to put it somewhere-

Survey says: both.

My mom used to use Fidelity for investment management, and she had to regularly fire her portfolio managers and request new ones because of the condescension. On more than one occasion, they tried to insist she get my dad’s input, even though the account was in her name.

Thank god, I could’ve sworn I’d heard this before. I really liked CC several years ago, but stopped listening because I’d heard he was a shit.

I can sympathize- it must feel terrible, and I can’t imagine- but I still think CPS has done what’s right in most all of these cases. I’d rather see them be overzealous than let a situation escalate.

Salt Lake PD recently shot and killed a black guy for running away from them, not nearly the same kind of outrage and certainly no charges against the cop who did it. So yeah, I think it’s about race.

It’s about race. Black dude was shot and killed for running away from SLPD recently, and that didn’t get nearly the same kind of public rage. There was video and everything, and no charges.

He’d previously gotten in trouble for assaulting a female officer, so yeah.

My mom died suddenly three months ago. I keep waiting to find something really meaningful, or something, but all I’ve been is frustrated. Nothing feels right, there aren’t words or gestures to truly reflect how this all feels.

After a lifetime in very cold winters, I have found the best solution for a cold winter is to just be fat. Nothing keeps you warm like built-in insulation.

Here in the land of Zion (curtains), we consume a profound amount of porn. The Mo’s are just really into hating themselves.

Yo who is voting for succubus? We already did vampire makeup during the Twilight frenzy, numbnuts.

“Giant penis made of root vegetable” is basically how I think of him most days.

Oooh, there’s a theory- an intern slowly fucking with the Tumescent Carrot’s wardrobe. I guess if he starts showing up in cartoon ties next week, we’ll have confirmation?

I had assumed that, like most infants, his clothes were being selected by someone else. Apparently that is wrong.