When I heard that comment about Science I thought my head was going to twist right off my shoulders. My brain feels like it’s boiling.

I saw Beauty and the Beast this weekend (and it was great!) and, yeah, LeFou was sort of underwhelming. For a lot of the movie, the way the character acted felt more like a stereotype of “gay” behavior. The only actual “gay” moment- dancing with another dude- was so fleeting and unimportant that I missed it and my…

I’m so sorry. That’s the worst.

My cat knows my morning routine, and has now taken to camping out in front of the door when I pick up my keys. I now have to spend five more minutes every morning convincing him that he has to stay at home and I will be back soon- five minutes well spent.

I love to sneak in early and wake mine up while he’s still fast asleep.

Oh man, I need to get a camera and record that in my house! Between the cat doing that and seeing whatever the dog gets up to during the day, it would be comedy gold.

It’s the best. Alternatively, when I’m late getting home from work, he sits by the door and howls until I arrive.

My sister is at home a lot right now, and she’s confirmed that, yes, a few minutes before I usually get home from work, my cat climbs out of wherever he’s been napping and goes to wait by the door for me. It fills me with joy every day.

I just spent about 30 minutes fighting with a dumb printer I didn’t think we should’ve ordered in the first place, but this video made me feel instantly better. I will no longer be plotting the printer’s demise.

This whole thing sounded fucking insane, and reaffirmed my opinions on “alternative” healthcare.

Those tiny damned frogs are my #1 Afternoon Drag go to at work. I can pop one in my mouth and no one notices because they’re so small. Mmmm.

The shittiest perpetual consolation prize- Utah’s never the worst, we’re generally the second-to-fifth worst. Hooray.

It’s out now! Get thee a copy, it’s easily my new favorite movie (though I have a weird selection of “favorite movies,” so IDK).

Those are some magnificent citations and I applaud you.

The law is that death row inmates sentenced before some date (2008, maybe?) can choose firing squad. Which is insane, but we are talking about the death penalty, so a little added nuttiness on top is to be expected.

It was disappointing, but not at all surprising, when Jason Weaselface Chaffetz started claiming the protesters were from out of state. What state did they come out of, Jason? We are surrounded by red states, fuckbutt. Try some logic on for size.

You’re telling me.

We’re not Berkeley, but we’re pretty blue. Salt Lake is cut into three different districts and lumped with the reddest parts of the state, so it’s pretty hard to elect a Dem to Congress. But we have had Democrats for mayor and city council for decades, and our state reps are loud liberals.

Salt Lake metro area is blue, FYI.

I would love to see the Utah Dems put some actual money behind Stewart’s challenger, and behind Love’s. I fucking can’t stand Chris Stewart and I was so frustrated last year when there was like nothing behind the woman who ran against him.