I’d watch them all- Miles Teller is pretty entertaining as the comedic asshole, too.

Real Talk: I got an endometriosis diagnosis from the doc yesterday, and I could happily stab anyone who wants to celebrate uteri and the bullshit mechanic that is menstruation. Fuck this noise.

I’m the kind of person who loves to watch terrible movies and critique them out loud, so it’s worth it to me. The whole premise is so dumb and the effects are so bad that it’s just marvelous.

The Divergent movies are dumb, but entertaining. Plus the most recent one is worth it just to hear the way Jeff Daniels pronounces “the human genome.”

For thirty seconds, I was a Christian again. Just so I could hope there is a hell and imagine her in it.

I believe that is her brother, Frankie(?) Grande.

My mom was diagnosed with RA recently, and up until now, she could count on one hand the times she’s had to fill prescriptions for controlled substances. All of the rules and paperwork, and having to jump through unexpected, weird hoops, all for something she’s hating to take because it makes her feel sick. Chronic…

Srsly tho- can this be a feature for every game that comes out from now on? For every tv show title? This is the most glorious thing I’ve seen on Jez in a long time.

That’s some delightful cheese you’ve put on your mousetrap, apparently.

I have this fantasy where Trump pissed off Utahns so badly that everyone but the Dems stays home and the Land of Zion goes to Hillary.

Do you ever wish you could just push socks into peoples’ mouths until they can’t talk and can barely breathe?

Not related, but just as relevant- the freaking power was out for 8 hours last night, and it just shut off again. It’s been 100 degrees here all week. I want to destroy everything and start over in northern Canada.

Doesn’t it just get exhausting to be that awful? I mean, imagine dedicating that level of energy to being that vile every day. I barely have the energy to put on a bra every day, let alone manufacture products bearing bad, insulting jokes.

And to add insult to injury, it turns out there isn’t really a large yellow bird living on a food-named street with all his colorful friends, teaching children about numbers and the alphabet! I am outraged to find out that things on the TV are not always 100% real! Next you’re going to tell me the weatherman can’t…

Oh absolutely. The best kind of lady is a French cheese lady.

If you want something cheap enough that staining it won’t break your heart, I know Old Navy had a white knee-ish length dress recently.

IDK, the Dem party here in Utah actually has a strong track record of supporting shitty conservative Democrats who are anti-choice and just annoying AF. She won’t win against Lee (too many people are gluttons for punishment here, apparently) but she’ll run a great campaign and mortify more than a few pearl clutchers.

Yeah idk, I wasn’t really paying attention and looked back at the TV just in time to get a flash of either very lacy underwear, or something else.

Elsewhere in the episode- was anyone else made just a little uncomfortable by the dance instructor’s dress? I felt like we got a few flashes of something that was not... fabric?

There are whole non-profits in Utah dedicated to providing support services to those who were kicked out or fled. It’s really a super bizarre world down in Southern Utah/Northern Arizona.