If anything, ban men from showing their nipples. Has anyone ever seen a pleasant male nipple? Do us all a favor and shirt those gents, New Hampshire. It’s the decent thing to do.

These are all things I’ve thought over the course of the year as well. All it’s missing is a list of student loan-related panics.

It’s because we want to literally eat all the men we can find. Duh.

This is utterly terrible, but, like, why?

I’ve had complex migraines like what she’s experiencing in the video- stopped being able to talk, couldn’t see, sounded crazy. It’s basically the scariest thing to happen because one moment you’re fine and the next you can’t remember what spoons are.

I plan on naming my son “Dog” for the same reason.

I have not heard it pronounced “Na-Vay.” All of the kids who have it at my school pronounce it “Na-Vay-Ah.”

I live in Utah, and names with weird meanings like that are SO POPULAR. We have 5 Naveahs in our preschool.

Someone explained the name “Naveah” to me. I’m not sorry to see it go.

Well, poo.

I like the plan, except with one minor change- instead of “Muslim,” the customs agent asks “are you Donald Trump?” If the answer is yes, the traveler is turned away. That’s probably the best way to protect America.

We found a small turkey at Costco, so it wasn’t too cumbersome with a 10-pounder.

It was pretty fun, and it cooked really evenly! If you need an excuse to be just a little violent with a bird carcass, spatchcocking is a great way to go.

We spatchcocked a mother-effin turkey for Thanksgiving. It was a little terrifying, but successful.

And that’s fine. All I’m saying is that I am also from Idaho, born and raised, and I have experienced some different things than you have. All I meant is that there are some people that practice some pretty extreme, screwed-up crap.

Mkay.

That’s the thing- Moscow is actually pretty cool, but there are big chunks in the surrounding area filled with some fucked up people. If anything, it’s irritating that this article acts like the Scow is the same as the rest of the towns up there.

Ah, do you mean “North Utah?” Because yes.

Oh, let’s not leave out the others, lest they feel neglected; Utah, Wyoming, and Montana are also great places to find cults and bigots. And let’s throw in Nevada, too- they’ve got the nutterbutter who “took on the BLM” over illegal grazing.

It’s a beautiful state if you are into hiking/skiing/whitewater/the outdoors. It is also filled with some of the most insane people I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting.