I am going to repeat this again, and again.

I think the relationship between reddit and Gawker is like the Hatfields and McCoys of the internet. In the end, nobody will even remember why they hate each other, but they'll know they're supposed to.

Communicating with .gifs is my forte.

Our anger is the attention they're seeking as well as the bro high fives. Unfortunately for them, as with any random toddler having a temper tantrum in the grocery store aisle, I can only offer them my complete indifference.

Those ripe child-bearing hips and expectant breasts remain ever-vestal, a false promise that keeps those hordes of men panting and clambering to have her.

I had the same reaction. They're too pathetic to get upset about.

I agree. As one of those "difficult and obnoxious girls," I kinda used to try and torture men like this with how shockingly outspoken and self-possessed I could be.

This should bring the curtains down on her career.

Welp, I'll just be over in the corner crying forever.

Yep! Those recessive genes!

Those recessive genes, man. My brother-in-law and his sister are gingers with a pair of brunette parents.

Oh, hey Kate, what's up. You're getting a manipedi next, what a coincidence, ME TOO! #TotallyNonchalant

The same way my husband and I did! Random genetics! (Husband and I are both brunettes).

Emma Thompson, I will make out with you. Then you can read to me (Jane Austen) and Brush my hair.

The gay fish of the Galapagos will be really happy, though.

how did Amy and Will end up with two ginger kids? They are too adorable!