You. I like you.

He's such perfection I can barely deal with it.

Yeah, but how to I do the junior high "Sorry So Short" with the giant S and then the words coming off it?

Trader Joes has a KILLER selection of rose...delicious, diverse and cheeeeeeap!

My family is the exception, apparently. My father, a lifelong conservative, has gotten much more liberal as he and I have both aged. He even voted for Obama. IN BOTH ELECTIONS.

You wouldn't even get a courtesy piece of paper with "LOLZ" written on it in crayon.

Oh yes, Emily Post! She really had some wisdom to live by!

Or any quote board on Pinterest today.

Oh, someone mentioned snoods?

My experience skiing was: pizza slicing it halfway down the slope, then slowly straightening my skis out resulting in achieving a speed above 5mph, followed by guttural screaming and falling over to stop the madness.

RIGHT. I mean, at most he's at his scruffy looking nerf herder-status in that scene. But they didn't say "a smelly, disgusting Hans Solo" they just said "smelly, disgusting Hans Solo", implying that he is always (OR EVER) smelly and disgusting. Fuck you, TMZ.

Hell yes.

I also like the little Nerd Twins, and am happy they've actually been given things to do outside the lab.

Arrow is most definitely worth it.

You're right. I just had quite the visceral reaction to them even attempting to use my precious Empire Strikes Back in their terrible analogy, and then making it 1000x worse by fucking up the reference.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is it that this gif made me excited for the Winter Olympics?

Is it bad I can't even drum up anger towards these pieces of shit because they are just so very pathetic? Pathetic little pieces of human garbage, floating dejectedly down the darkened alleyway of misogyny. Back into the abyss, please.

YOU LEAVE STAR WARS OUT OF THIS, TMZ.

Recessive ginger here too! Both my grandmas had red hair, but parents and bro are brunette.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE MAKE THIS INTO A MOVIE.