HOW COULD I FORGET THE PIE MAKER I AM SO ASHAMED.

So different than how we know the American jumper:

HOW DARE YOU.

NO SHAME. EMBRACE AND ENJOY.

It is only for the strong of heart. It is delicious.

Welp, this has inspired me to go eat the fuck out of some St. Louis-style pizza for lunch. Provel and cracker crust, FTW!

I dunno, I don't think I've ever seen my dog's attention drawn away from delicious food in front of her.

Maybe?

Let's be friends, you and I.

I want to put my mouth on his mouth.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR PIZZA KITCHEN IS IN ALL OUR MALLS.

TDS's use of dog rejection was perfection.

WAIT CAN'T FORGET. IMPORTANT.

I mean.

And with lensflare.

Both.

Oh hell yessssss.

Shall we console ourselves with some eyebrow porn?