Especially as Ned. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

I read it as that it was post-autopsy, which means the body would have been released back to the family. I have no idea if the state keeps samples of all bodies it autopsies, so if not, the family would be the only ones to be able to provide them.

Who needs to shake it? Embrace it, build a shrine.

Hahaha a little off topic, but did anyone watch SNL with Mr. Senior this weekend? It was perfection.

Srsly. We all must plan an internet live viewing/drinking party.

I would hire you.

Welp, I'm in.

I'm surprised I can still normally interact with people after watching this show. Because its main lesson is that anyone and everyone can murder you in the worst way possible at any time.

Lady Mary might actually be in the same stratosphere of disapproval as Lucille Bluth. Quite the accomplishment, Mary!

See I can see this. He is (and I'm using this in the very loosest sense of the word to ever be used) "famous". And some people are attracted to fame no matter what/who/how/he's probably a murderer.

We can't properly pass judgement without:

Um, there are actually a couple of Criminal Minds eps about this type of woman that I can recall*. And they are creeeeepy. as. shit.

His good looks?

Fact. Why would you ever even leave the house? That would require the adding of clothes. Boooooooooooo!

I know, I want. Also pale girl. I think it would depend how blue the purple was, as I feel like really blue-y purples border on this when applied to my face:

It's amazing! It makes her whole mouth incandescent!

Wow. So I totally thought this was Neville Longbottom as I skimmed by. YOU GO NEVILLE BEING MISTAKEN FOR JAKE GYLLENHAAL.

Also:

Quick everyone! Hug these pics to your bosom and cast those atrocities back to the shadows in which they belong!