Mine would be trapped in a room with AV Club commenters shitting all over everything and calling everyone a hipster who likes something in a way that doesn't please their dick

The Crusader Kings 2 GOT mod is pretty awesome as well, even though my simple mind is still struggling to figure out the gamplay

at this point you can't enjoy anything without being an unwashed moron or a trust-fund hipster, so honestly we should probably all just kill ourselves

No Diarrhea Planet????