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Not on the list but it should be - the Mall of America. It’s just a big mall. It’s a really big mall, sure, and if you happen to be in the Minneapolis area in need of one of the shops there or a very mediocre indoor amusement park, fine, but don’t go there on its own accord. It’s like every other mall you’ve ever been…

To add (nothing) to this conversation:

Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooo.

My wife and I have a house in Boston and we’ve thought about relocating to someplace cheaper, but after putting together our list of things we wanted in a city we realized that all the places we’d want to move to are just as expensive.

If you’re old enough/judged responsible enough to drive a vehicle on public roads, you’re old enough/responsible enough to face adult charges for vehicular crimes.

if I lived in a house and not an apartment I would gladly spend $$ to get the whole bidet toilet instead of this awkward add-on. But shoot, even the soft-closing lid has me so spoiled that I’ve accidentally slammed lids everywhere else I go and I was like “oops, I forgot” lol

If you are remodeling your bathroom, be sure to install an outlet just above the floor behind the toilet. (Don’t worry, it is perfectly safe given today’s GFCI outlets.) This will give you the option of installing a premium washlet in the future.

I am familiar with buying too many doughnuts.  I am not familiar with having leftover doughnuts.

You should delete your account over this truly horrendous take.

People died, guy... and we’re pretty lucky that it wasn’t significantly more people.

No matter what happens, there’s going to be violence. If the orange one loses, his base will start attacking everyone they don’t like. If he wins, his base will start attacking everyone they don’t like.

To expand on the vote by mail thing, I want to remind people if your state allows it use a drop box instead of mailing it. I live in a state that primarily votes by mail and I’ve been doing it that way for years. Also check your registration to make sure you haven’t been magically kicked off. 

I remember that dread I felt on the morning after election night in 2016.
For as much of a shit-show as this year has been so far, repeating that feeling this November is something I’m legit terrified of.

If you’re not panicking, you’re not paying attention. The electoral college overwhelmingly favors republicans. The CIA just casually confirmed that the Kremlin is manipulating this election too. The FEC chairmain is actively campaigning for Trump. The USPS post master general is kneecapping voting by mail. The AG and…

What about the environmental aspects?

It doesn’t need to be or even make sense if it stirs up their base. But their base is so simple minded you can rile them up by saying a mortal man will kill their all powerful god by winning an election, so I’m just here waiting for the unfathomable bottom to drop.

Exactly. “I was cancelled!!!!!” And yet, his punk-ass is still here. They want to treat it like it’s a physical thing that happens to them, when it’s just people telling them they’re sick of the bullshit.

Please cancel me so hard that I’m given a platform on national television at the RNC.

For the liberal intellectuals it’s the cocktail party principle. These guys expect to be able to say anything they want for the sake of a “thought experiment”. They expect those around them to smile bemusedly at their eccentricity since they have the credentials and the gentility to pull it off. How dare you point out…

Yep. I still want to punch that shit-eating grin off this kid's face.