if I lived in a house and not an apartment I would gladly spend $$ to get the whole bidet toilet instead of this awkward add-on. But shoot, even the soft-closing lid has me so spoiled that I’ve accidentally slammed lids everywhere else I go and I was like “oops, I forgot” lol

If you are remodeling your bathroom, be sure to install an outlet just above the floor behind the toilet. (Don’t worry, it is perfectly safe given today’s GFCI outlets.) This will give you the option of installing a premium washlet in the future.

I am familiar with buying too many doughnuts.  I am not familiar with having leftover doughnuts.

You should delete your account over this truly horrendous take.

People died, guy... and we’re pretty lucky that it wasn’t significantly more people.

No matter what happens, there’s going to be violence. If the orange one loses, his base will start attacking everyone they don’t like. If he wins, his base will start attacking everyone they don’t like.

To expand on the vote by mail thing, I want to remind people if your state allows it use a drop box instead of mailing it. I live in a state that primarily votes by mail and I’ve been doing it that way for years. Also check your registration to make sure you haven’t been magically kicked off. 

I remember that dread I felt on the morning after election night in 2016.
For as much of a shit-show as this year has been so far, repeating that feeling this November is something I’m legit terrified of.

If you’re not panicking, you’re not paying attention. The electoral college overwhelmingly favors republicans. The CIA just casually confirmed that the Kremlin is manipulating this election too. The FEC chairmain is actively campaigning for Trump. The USPS post master general is kneecapping voting by mail. The AG and…

What about the environmental aspects?

It doesn’t need to be or even make sense if it stirs up their base. But their base is so simple minded you can rile them up by saying a mortal man will kill their all powerful god by winning an election, so I’m just here waiting for the unfathomable bottom to drop.

Exactly. “I was cancelled!!!!!” And yet, his punk-ass is still here. They want to treat it like it’s a physical thing that happens to them, when it’s just people telling them they’re sick of the bullshit.

You’d think with all the complaining about censorship and silent majority that their little safe space Gab style platforms would’ve made a bigger splash. . . .

But nope, just the same old MAGA mama bears and Oakley car boys on Twitter.

Please cancel me so hard that I’m given a platform on national television at the RNC.

For the liberal intellectuals it’s the cocktail party principle. These guys expect to be able to say anything they want for the sake of a “thought experiment”. They expect those around them to smile bemusedly at their eccentricity since they have the credentials and the gentility to pull it off. How dare you point out…

Despite being cancelled and having their voices silenced by the radical Left these Conservatives really do seem incapable of shutting the fuck up.

Yep. I still want to punch that shit-eating grin off this kid's face.

Just thinking about this is enough to give me an aneurysm, and I’m already pissed off at my parents about it just for being conservatives.

One problem I keep running into, living in a deeply Democratic state/district - every time these “oppose Trump’s latest buffoonery/illegal action” calls come up - who am I supposed to call? Representatives that are already on the front line voting against him every step of the way? I need people from Florida, Ohio,…

Don’t. Trust. Facebook.