I’ve been to Disney World with my family, and of course that was wonderful. But a couple years ago I had a conference in Orlando, and I took an extra day to go to Animal Kingdom, and I have to say it was awesome in its own way. I hung out at Nomad Lounge for a while and had a couple beers. And if I wanted to wait two…

Imagine a better world. Then delete Facebook and live happily ever after.

“there is nothing more meditative than sipping a super cold martini and staring off into space.”

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I just know that for me, Patch Tuesday is always preceded by Activate “Pause updates for 7 days” Monday.

You know why he was 30 minutes late? They were waiting on the sun to be in the right position for him to make that Sun God entrance through the double doors. What an evangelical piece of stagecraft, how theatrical. I’m surprised the Mormon Tabernacle Choir wasn’t there to burst into Hallelujahs!

I’m also a snowball fan, because those small wins really get me pumped to keep going. 

Starting this convo with a fuck Tulsi Gabbard.

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Not an ad. We personally choose to write what we write. No one paid me to write this “ad.”

This is dumb. I’m embarrassed for you.

As someone said on twitter, if you can’t see a smoking gun, it’s because there are so many smoking guns in the room that the smoke is obscuring the guns. Seriously, we’re up to dozens of smoking guns, already.

I’m going to say this one more time, the amount of people that think this bitch ass punk mother fuckin pussy is some kind of genius tough guy is simply amazing. No it is fucking infuriating. People in NYC know he’s a bitch ass pussy and as dumb as a fucking post. There is a reason he has never testified in any…

Stop using Facebook you assholes.

I play “My Heart Will Go On” and “What’s New Pussycat” all the time. In fact I’m about to do this now. 

But most of the fun is actually being there and seeing it:

We ALL have.

That’s it?

Do you even know who her father is???

Meghan McCain got me perma banned for calling her a stupid bitch. (Unless it was McConnell for saying we would bury him with his corrupt legacy as a memorial - but I doubt that because: interns)...

Now I want pizza. Thanks Alan.