You know why he was 30 minutes late? They were waiting on the sun to be in the right position for him to make that Sun God entrance through the double doors. What an evangelical piece of stagecraft, how theatrical. I’m surprised the Mormon Tabernacle Choir wasn’t there to burst into Hallelujahs!

I’m also a snowball fan, because those small wins really get me pumped to keep going. 

Starting this convo with a fuck Tulsi Gabbard.

Not an ad. We personally choose to write what we write. No one paid me to write this “ad.”

Not an ad. We personally choose to write what we write. No one paid me to write this “ad.”

This is dumb. I’m embarrassed for you.

As someone said on twitter, if you can’t see a smoking gun, it’s because there are so many smoking guns in the room that the smoke is obscuring the guns. Seriously, we’re up to dozens of smoking guns, already.

I’m going to say this one more time, the amount of people that think this bitch ass punk mother fuckin pussy is some kind of genius tough guy is simply amazing. No it is fucking infuriating. People in NYC know he’s a bitch ass pussy and as dumb as a fucking post. There is a reason he has never testified in any…

Stop using Facebook you assholes.

I play “My Heart Will Go On” and “What’s New Pussycat” all the time. In fact I’m about to do this now. 

But most of the fun is actually being there and seeing it:

We ALL have.

That’s it?

Do you even know who her father is???

Meghan McCain got me perma banned for calling her a stupid bitch. (Unless it was McConnell for saying we would bury him with his corrupt legacy as a memorial - but I doubt that because: interns)...

To paraphrase a great sports quote, the only thing he knows about business is that he can’t run one.

You seem like a perfect candidate for Trump University, they can give you a solid education in Trump branded ventures such as how to lose millions by owning a casino, how to lose millions in bad winery investments, and the most important business lesson Trump has learned is how to get bailed out by Daddy / duestche…

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lol i gotta stop pulling that kinda shady shit

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Now I want pizza. Thanks Alan.