I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a Model X door do it’s thing in person, but I bet that was awesome.

One of the funniest things I have ever seen was a little kid, maybe 5-6, getting out of a Model X. The closing “falcon” door bopped him on the head and knocked him down. The look on his face was priceless - as though God himself had smote him. Not hurt of course.

Of course. An even bigger asshole with two Cybertrucks.

He’s already a cybertuck owner, is there something worse he could turn into?

At Tesla, you don’t cut corners...corners cut YOU!

As a Tesla designer, I suspect you go home and gloat over your collection of design awards as you ignore the cries of the injured - you leave boring, unaesthetic things like ‘safety’ and ‘practicality’ to the so-called engineers, who you don't mix with.

“(pun not intended)“

Put down the truck too, it has a taste for human flesh.

If your vehicle requires adult supervision of children entering and exiting it, you done goofed.

How shitty must it feel as a designer that you were forced to cut so many corners (pun not intended) and meet so many asinine aesthetic requirements that your product has to come with a warning for how to properly open and close its doors?

You know, when I bought my Volvo, the first thing I considered was how to safely handle entry and exit from the vehicle in a new and specific way to avoid personal injury. I just assumed everyone had the same thought process. *eyeroll*

Echoes of Apple’s “you’re holding your phone wrong”...

That’s a nasty truck bite. Only one option now - he must be hunted and put down before he turns.

It saddens me that there is a “correct opening procedure” for the doors.

Kanye West uses new Cybertruck to drive Kristi Noem to puppy mill.

honestly most of the time its either a Landcruiser or a Range Rover.

Throw in a loud, pneumatically enhanced West Palm trophy wife and it’s a trifecta.

And if we had a nickel for every person who listened to Nickelback, bought an album, and/or went to one of their concerts only to swear the band is terrible after it got fashionable to.say so, we would be living in hilltop houses driving 15 cars.

Look if you’re in Nantucket it’s because you want to wear pink pants, eat fish sandwiches, flaunt your massive inherited wealth through extremely practical designer shoes, and slowly go mad in a creaky old mansion built 200 years ago by the widow of a whaling captain. Modern extravagances like the Cybertruck just…

I think it is an under-appreciated blessing that Elon and his cult members have given us is that in such divided and divisive times, we can unite to hate on and laugh at CT owners.