Except there are lots of mediocre-at-best players in the baseball HOF, including just about anyone who ever played with Frankie Frisch, and Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, arguably the best position player and best pitcher of all time, are out. Though to my knowledge Cheap Trick isn't excluded for reasons related to…

What Los Angeles really wants to do is direct.

Oh wow, a story where a heretofore regular person finds out they're the chosen one to fulfill some kind of prophecy. How novel.

My last house was on the same street as his mom, who still lives in Philly. She once got me to chase a rat out of the garage in the back of her building. Nice lady. You can see where he inherited his shortness.