Yeah, fuck the Girl Scouts. You heard me.

Calibri is my jam.

Palatino Linotype or GTFO.

Leonie is a strong, independent zebra shark that don’t need no man.

I just asked everyone in the room and we all agreed this happened at least once.

The Hallmark Channel should be ashamed of themselves for not making this movie sooner.

Despite being an ancient and tired 28 year old, I have a subscription to Teen Vogue. At least, I think I do. There’s usually a copy that shows up in my mailbox most months and once I get over the pain of looking at all these fresh young faces and contemplating my own coming irrevelance, I quite enjoy reading it.

Every headline relating to Trump is like reading an Onion headline out of context. You do a double take, read it again, and then you realize it’s a joke.

Except it’s not, and then you just scream internally forever.

THIRTY WOMEN that’s absolutely nutso. I hope they keep increasing the starting number until it’s just the first episode is 6 hours long. Also if you want to listen to a really good Bachelor podcast check out Rose Buddies with Griffin and Rachel McElroy!

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

Obligatory seconding

Obligatory comment petitioning for revival of I Thee Dread.

“He’s a drip”

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.

Maybe I’m missing something, but I feel like this post is a weird attempt to take issue with Falahee’s statement despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with it.

Everyone else seems to think this is a great thing, so am I the only one skeeved out by the fact that a much older 34 year old ~married~ man took advantage of a drunk/high teenage girl? Like if someone said Chloe Grace Moretz and Seth Rogan smoked weed together and had sex while filming Neighbors 2, that would not be…

Hey, listen, not everyone needs to do everything all at once. People need to watch the news and protest and whatever else, but it doesn’t have to be _you_ that does it if you can’t. Your peers don’t get to decide how you need to take care of yourself and you do need to take care of yourself. Remember how in planes…

Thank you for asking. I have a 11/8 poop story that is the equivalent of 9/11 “the sky was so blue that day.” I woke up at 4:40 am, drank a cup of tea and ate a bowl of Raisin Bran. I was hoping to poop prior to leaving for the polls at approximately 5:40 but did not feel optimistic as it was so damn early. I thought…