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Of course, one might say the same of your comments, if one cared to go through your history. One might say the same of all of our comments. Human beings are thirsty creatures.

But pregnancies are about 10 months (40 weeks).

These desserts sound like a punch to the molars. Three layers of cake with icing in between and on top and all around? I'll bet excessively sweet as well as cheap tasting.

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Oh believe me, we have a preponderance of fuckups here. They’re just so numerous it takes a real standout to make news.

being from Portland is really fucking embarrassing sometimes

Sometimes I feel bad I don’t watch much TV and I miss out on what everyone is talking about. Reading this list made me want to set my cable box on fire and hurl it out a window while screaming for an old priest and a new priest. EGADS.

Hitting her bong?? You mean Miley Cyrus does DRUGS? COLOR ME SHOCKED.

I was going to suggest that we solicit opinions for a hypothetical Commenter of the Year award, but it’s adultosaur. I mean, c’mon.

I just ignore them usually. The Internet is for writing comments and never returning to see what people replied.

It is possible to do everything in you describe and not be an asshole about it.

It’s very...poncho-centric.

I love how she says “lose the uniform” when her collection is all giant, shapeless tops... which is pretty much the updated fat girl uniform.

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

It totally is. And we don’t even have Ladyology, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, or Yoga Nerd MD yet tonight...

As someone with three older brothers, I can confirm that childhood is essentially an amateur WWE production.

And bring back linings! Suit pieces and blazers should all be fully lined. Dresses should have linings. Trousers should have linings.

The CPA in me chuckled at this.

“ You know what I do to assholes? I lick em!” “You were gonna be my little crossfit queen.”