Wow you described my life, except replace rock stars with coke dealers. And I was sorta goth in the 90’s still...so. Less weird.

damn i miss reading lindy here

AMEN! I wanted a pump and dump usually. I got my hand for all the fancy clit stuff.

Get out there, girl ( or boy!)

Samira wins with that caped dress. Capes FTW, always.

this lowly med assist better toss her littman right in the trash. I'll tell my provider to do all BP checks today.

Cystic acne sufferer here. Im 33 and after having given up several times, I got some Target Up and Up no alcohol toner, use it every morning, and moisturize with some fancy vitamin E cream from Birchbox.... its been amazing! My pores got SMALL. I thought I would have nose craters forever. Currently waiting on an…

swish anything f0r 20 minutes and your teeth will be better, and better teeth = better health.

hey oxycontin makers are in trouble literally right now for saying it was less likely to be abused. I read that within the past week. you are reciting their false marketing claims.

that was not enough comeuppance

I think you just described every married woman’s feelings, ever. How do we fix this? I saw a TED talk about desire but only watched half of it... I still don’t have an answer. Shoot.

he is the worst. I was not surprised. it was like chris brown bawling doing that MJ tribute. fake fake fake

I meant take out lawns of law-breaking californians.

My lawn? No- it was here when we bought it. Today it is raining buckets, I suspect it will be green again shortly on its own.

my landscaper friend said a tea kettle of boiling water will kill grass down to the roots. fyi

i would be straight destroying lawns if I were a californian right now. im in Oregon, we do ok, and my lawn has been dead hay brown all summer. Conserve, be responsible! whats thr best way to take out a lawn- a big truck?

Can we get rid of tipping already? So dumb. I tip over 20% because my maths skills are terrible and I like to round up, but I know SO MANY people who use a measly tip as a way of getting back at a restaurant. Although..... my relative started serving recently and is making double what he ever made in a hourly job. I…

Why the hell would she not keep that, that is a primo entertainer name?

As a female can i wear her hair color and a glam dress and be Cait? Cuz im obsessed with her and her show. Are all Cait costumes off limits?

UNDERWHELMED. ( Wait, is that a word?)