Will you be my personal trainer via text message? I never got this spirit instilled in me when I was younger, and at 32 getting to the gym feels awesome, but I def give up if I can't find my shoes.

No, I have lived very near to them, just never thought they sounded like the best option. Now i will give them a shot.

how have i lived and never had roundtable!?

Spark is real, and nice is real. I am not married to the nice guy i was dating when i met my husband. I married the guy who felt like magic.

if he wasnt married! Im no homewrecker.

mcgregor must be magical. louis CK had a bit about beautiful he is, he has Colin talking about his buisness. I must meet this man.

I imagine this person is an employee who hates her life at that moment.

not me. Her instructor in the mirror there has to see her butthole. No no no. Wear bikini briefs or something.

Unless it's debt. Ask!

same.

jjs house! I was looking at this site for bridesmaid dresses. Wow. I avoided trouble!

portland, don't make me sell my house. Sit down and think about your choices.

glad I'm not the only one! I haven't seen something I loved so much in..... A long time.

broad city over allllll

I think you explained the feeling changes much better than I did. Exactly. And Nancy Grace is insane.

I get what you're saying, but I only started crying about news stories after I had my kid, did not give an F about anything terrible before honestly. Too self absorbed. I know I am not everyone, but maybe that's how Nancy Grace feels too.

and it's true. You aren't supposed to bathe newborns too frequently, they need bacteria exposure.

buzzfeed had some data on showering today, maybe this is why

yeah thT was awful

most importantly, Kylie disproved her own lip liner excuse tonight.