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6. He just wants to kiss you.

Because you can boil them to make tea.

Alternatively, why are the hell are Jim Tomsula’s shoes $4.95?

It is nuts that Bryce Harper is 6 months younger than this guy.

One of these guys could have left Buffalo ten days ago and one could have left two days ago yet both of them are still inexplicably still in Buffalo.

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

It is a cosmic injustice if Westbrook isn’t crash bandicoot.

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

Stern was amazing on 9/11 if memory serves.

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

For anyone masochistic enough to still care about the Knicks

Smarkamania agrees!

The Undertaker fucking ruled. Haven’t watched in years but I’ll never forget him throwing Mankind off the top of Hell in a Cell. He is a legend.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.