Even though Jason came to Chicago via a roundabout way, Braves fans say, “You’re welcome”, and hope this makes us even for Greg Maddux.

I say let the man hit.

I honestly wonder if, when his fielding abilities drop off far enough that he’s no longer even mediocre, he’ll just park himself on an AL team as their DH for 6 to 1o more years and really give it a go at fully burying Pete Rose once and for all.

Yes mostly about how much I want to strangle Darren Rovell

It’s a joke dumbass

According to most reports I’ve seen, it is going to be really unlikely that Jones avoids the two year suspension. Also the supplement defense is going to be hard with two banned substances, especially those two.

a congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

Oh man he just stole all the thunder for the night. It’s all anyone will care about.

How...how on earth did that happen??? All power to him, but HOW DID THE SECURITY OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS let a known left-wing talk show host, in a bizarre costume, onto the stage? Let alone leave him at the damn podium long enough to give a satirical speech?? Jesus, no wonder they didn’t want guns there.…

Earnest, a tour bus operator, had the assist.

Growing up, Paterno was God in my house. We didn’t go to church.

I’m a Penn State alumnus and I was totally on board with Paterno’s downfall. My position then was that he could not have possibly been ignorant about what was going on, not with so many victims and over so much time. Furthermore, Joe Paterno ran Penn State, the buck stopped with him, nobody had more power at that…

I defended JoePa to anyone who would listen. He was a God to folks where I was born in Central Pa. This case is horrifying and these details are damning. I am not sure how anyone can still defend him, sadly.

You were overestimating the ability of a Penn State grad to count to three.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

I just...[rubs forehead]...what the hell are you doing on a sports blog?

Better than Cardinals.