I dislike the immodesty and originality of the strapless wedding “gown”, and resent the skimping of fabric for sleeves and other sections. I also resent the lack of pride in craftmanship, the laziness, the greed involved in cranking out record numbers of assembly line dresses that all look the same, and the bride has…

I kind of want to just have a "preception" and invite tons of people over to get drunk and stuff and then elope.