I'm sure the final product will be just as sketchy

Hi, can i get the crab sandwich with a large Pepto Bismol?

Imagine watching porn, anctipating the girl to take off her magic underwear and this pops up.

You're smoking Sasquatch man!

Maybe RoboCop can give him some tips on how to dress. I hear metal alloy is in this year.

no president! no president! You're the president!!

Dancing Against the Dark Arts

I'd only come out of retirement to claim my Jack Nicholson as Toni Erdmann Funko Pop doll

I guess I can use this as an excuse to hide the fact that I'm terrible at my job, rather than being dangerously unqualified.

I was almost hired as a developer on this.

Figures that a member of the Byrds likes to shit on things

The problem with Trump steaks is that they just make me hungry for power

Where's the headline about me becoming poet laureate of Arbor Day?

I guess you could say she was… cockeyed? *SLAPS KNEE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND GODS*