The latest episode of The Ringer’s Big Picture podcast is entirely devoted to singing his praises (which sure as shit deserve to be sung). But, their reviews of Capone are pretty mixed. To be generous.

I don’t think the point is to celebrate people of the actual city but rather the metonymic “Hollywood.”

Not a stretch at all. The angle of this piece is a little perplexing.

This is ... fucking genius. Someone make this movie.

A well known national organization supported by elected officials in my family? Yes. I’ve heard of it.

As though the wrench guy wasn’t part of the same Bugaloo-race-war obsessed—I’m sorry, “Blue Igloo” organized protest.

And the very potent presence of a wrench. My people, take notice.

I mean, you’re just honoring the simple fact of his mortality and hoping he doesn’t have to wait too long to behold the great mysteries of the afterlife. Following a period of extreme suffering. Like a saint or a cool martyr.

The same “slant” that he pops up to condescendingly decry with a dash of ‘Well, Actually’ followed by some ‘No, I celebrate them/you!’s when his negro reprimands become too transparent.

He’s an LEO. He will have no problem. 

Stop feeding this troll.

Out-stand-ing.

I went to school with Marcellus Wiley and he’s a piece of shit. So, I’m not surprised he’s sidling up to this hatin’ ass motherfucker.

Aw, the deep well of tomato-related names to decipher. Like an even dumber DaVinci’s code for nightshades.

White obliviousness and a proud indifference to how harmful and toxic his ceaseless and myopic grandstanding can be.

He doesn’t take shit like the flurry of wild and racist trolls here seriously. He’s not their target.

Rehoboam predicted this.

And said “yes” in the room. As someone who pitches things like this often, that’s a “hell yes MFer whatchuh think.”

Spot on. As long as the “invisible war” (WTF) is being disproportionately waged against people they consider pretty invisible too, why should they have to suffer through limited pork supplies and slowed down Amazon Prime?

Again, I look forward to his wife and kids and nephews and nieces and siblings and poker buddies taking volunteer shifts at local businesses and in the processing of unemployment claims to really help us preserve this here American way of “life.”