How about those imbeciles who pull out backward off a parking spot in the mall who try a 3 point turn out but stop like 20 feet away from the car behind them, then pull forward and stop 20 feet from the car ahead of them, then pull backward again, then pull forward again, so on and so forth looking like...

These figures are actually exactly the same in relation to each country’s ghetto-meter as well

You are the best 430 sales person without a 14 karat gold chain, and where was this guide 20 years ago?

Yeah no shit.

As a tax payer who pays taxes who inadvertently funds the military, however minuscule and partial, I have no problem with military resources being used for the aforementioned photo shoot. So have at it.

Dear Scion,

Any new Volvo, they're trying to pass off as a sporty luxury car.

"Jeep Africa" because "Safari" was taken.

Musk is also promising an ability to summon your car. Basically press a button on the Tesla smartphone app, the car will come to your front door, and when you return, it will park itself.

I grew a beard just by looking at it.

One requirement in purchasing this car is to drive it dressed like THIS:

...it's unlikely that's all fat—the body retains water in mysterious ways.

1. That's what they said about Korean cars not too long ago.

It's about $5,000 too expensive (costs about as much as a Passat), it's a bitch to modify, and the engine + drive wheels are in the wrong place.

This is the insect that shoots out of a trunk of a Lexus GX when the driver is being tailgated. It's part of the Proximity Alleviation Package.

Libido.

Find a location in the world that isn't Antarctica where setting off a nuke won't kill a single person.

Yeah but you gotta tell her to eat a sandwich at least?

Nice story, but this is why they invented "blogs". Reading this through Twitter was a pain in the ass.

You get one star because tits.