hopefully... though you might end up with a churkyuck... that would be no good.

Give us one more generation. Breed a Turken with a Duck and get...you've got it, a Turducken.

even vampires get salmonella if they drink raw chicken blood

2/3 of the way to an all-natural Turducken.

Moe: And bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest.

Breed a duck in there and we could have a legitimate Turducken.

True. Cutting your balls off prolongs your life, stops acne slows down or stops baldness and stuff. But there are so many marvels in nature which could help humanity, but the world loves timber and food, so cutting down trees and destroying thousands of species of plants and animals every year all in the pursuit of…

Krafayis. It had to be said.

Churkey? No, thank you. I prefer turken.

Half chicken.

But does it look good in a turtle-neck?

The most important thing is that you can shove a duck in it and have a no effort turducken

The weirder one is the chicken that is completely naked.