amberion
Amberion
amberion

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

I’m still of the opinion that he’s not actually trying to win the election. I think he’s working for Hillary. He was supposed to go batshit, get some publicity (his payment), embarrass the Republicans and then when he gets booted siphon away a few percent of the vote, just enough to ensure a Democratic victory.

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot

1) I need those cat ear headphones in my life right now.

Yep. There’s a reason I don’t plan to live any longer than 74 years or the first sign of Alzheimers, whichever comes first. Got 46 years to go!

That sound exactly like something a 74 year old person afflicted with Alzheimers would say.

be it 12/31 full or 19/31 empty your still drinking a tall glass of shit.

I am tired of this negativity. Deadspin always sees the glass as 19/31 empty. I choose to see it as 12/31 full.

This is a very bad take.

The “terrorism is happening so I should be able to break copyright” is an annoying argument.

nah I find that unlikely that they thought this was funny. More like the many many people that work for the convention center and media outlets that were there plus random security companies had someone who thought it would be funny or just like Colbert enough to let him through.

I agree, but I want BUDDY Jesus.

I think we need a Jesus skin, because seriously, that would be hilarious. Offend all religions equally, you can’t just go after the ones that aren’t white people... because well you know... Blizzard is super white so there’s noway they’d find making a Hindu god offensive, that’s for savages. Savages don’t play

Or maybe just make sure your kids are playing Pokemon GO in Canada, where you probably wont get robbed at gunpoint.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

You realize that “too pure for this world” implies that it died, right? AND then you lead off with “This post was very difficult to write.”

You’re going to ruin my sick burn by revealing that I didn’t do Molten Core until we were all so high level it didn’t matter. Shhh. They can never know.

Unfortunately it’s pretty standard for people to slap a label on folks they don’t like and then use it to mock them. That’s the nature of trying to have a reasonable discussion of anything approaching politics on the internet. Everybody’s looking for that one snarky comeback that totally shuts down their opponent and

Well, you see, that’s why this article has other paragraphs.