How can he claim defamation when everything she said was true? 

I’ve heard this argument from southerners before and was floored to discover that they were taught this easily refutable fairytale version of events in their schools. The indoctrination runs deep.

This is like “pull your hair out” frustrating. This kid could be the first person to discover how wormholes are created. He could be the one to prove the existence of a multiverse. Organizations should be throwing money at him! This is insane.

It sounds awesome to me.

So is this satire or is this site just that desperate for content?

Inching pretty close. Oldest millennials are now 37.

You spelled “millennial” wrong. But please, continue telling us how stupid we are.