*Doing a stand-up act.*

Bin-GO!

I've been playing No More Heroes 2, and I actually think except for the characters and MAYBE the music, the game is superior to 1 in almost every way. Yeah, Shinobu's jump is garbage and Henry only fights against a moe blob, but the gameplay feels way better and there's no empty souless overworld to trudge through to…

HEY SHAFT, WHAT'S GOING ON BABY?

I hate it when we get the tease for the couple, get the couple together, and then they break up a couple Months later. Last time I felt this heartbroken about a TV couple was….Well Sue and Darrin in Season 4, but a previous show's couple being Angela and Dwight. Barney and Robin. I must have blotted that from my mind.

No Potato Chips?! DROPPED!

OH UNCLE MERL, REALLY!

I'd want to be in a protest against the Simpsons getting renewed.

ADAM♥DAN

I'll have theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The Great Brain Robbery was a couple weeks ago.

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

That should have been MY flesh-eating strep bacteria!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

It was actually really easy for me for me to pick Kenny over Jane. The SECOND she said "Look at how he acts when he thinks I murdered a Baby" I was full Kenny 100%.

I miss Kitty

I've been playing Pirate Warriors 2 and Bleach Soul Ressurecction, and Pirate Warriors 2 is easily the better of the two, no doubt because it's made by the Dynasty Warriors team themselves. Soul Ressurection has fewer characters, not so fun missions, and it doesn't feel as satisfying taking down a horde of enemies.…

I get it! He doesn't like sports! That's as funny as a premise of characters who are nerds.

Oh my aching tentacles

Now Joe will be in the void of non-main character spouses with Lucy Lawless.