BUY ME BLOODBORNE OR GO TO HELL

AND YOU! THE ONLY ONE OF THESE BUFFOONS WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME LAUGH

"If it wasn't possible in real life, Matt didn't want to do it"

Saw The Hobbit. I really enjoyed it and I'm looking forward to the Extended Edition set that will inevitably come out, so I can watch the movies in a quicker timeframe than just a year apart. I hope the design will be similar to LoTR's set.

Every fucking time I see the Title I can only think "Mozart, Mozart in the Jungle! Watch out for that string!"

I'm really hoping 2015 will be a better year than 2014 was.

Honestly the thing I hated the most about Spider-Man was that it didn't end with Peter swinging around New York.

I've been rewatching Outlaw Star and hot damn, the speech on Episode 2's Cold open and the seconds ending really get to me.

I'm going to make sure my children know that Santa is a black transgender amputee who's european-kin.

I'd go to the depths of Hell for Swery, but I wouldn't buy an XBox One for him.

One of my most listened to songs of this year is Luv Sic Part 2.

My parents got me a Bike for Christmas. Then for my Birthday they gave me Air for the tires. You can't give away air, it's not yours to give.

ZZZZZAP

I don't even know what an Iggy Azalea is!

Watching the betrayal scene is hilarious because I really think Lex was still going to wait a while, but Grodd saying "There's more than one way to peel a Banana" is what set him off.

Usually I spend the week playing the latest Naruto game, but I've gotten picky about the games that aren't numbered, so I guess I'll be focusing on Captain Toad and Pokemon.

Where the hell is Tropical Freeze

I kind of want to watch this, but I get squeamish knowing about the cannibalism. Is it too graphic?

Dream Vegas is my favorite Powerup, but the only toy I see of it now is when he's in Slot mode, but I prefer Shield Mode.

Saturday Night Live specials always make me happy because they make me remember a time when SNL was funny.