Yeah, Rand Paul is a no because it isn’t *bad enough*

Welp, there goes the rest of my day.

The projection is especially strong today with our dear President.

I know there’s way more pressing reasons to feel annoyed towards Trump, but his insistence on referring to himself in the third person and putting quotes around words that don’t need it really get me.

I harbor a strange amount of jealousy towards people with dainty enough ankles to wear sandals like that. They just make my ankle area look chubby and my legs look generally stumpy. They’re every where too! I was trying to find a pair of minimalist sandals for a bridesmaid dress recently and there were so few options…

I feel your pain. I work for a state legislature as non-partisan staff and work very directly with the representative from my district. There’s been lots of state stuff I’ve wanted to call about but can’t.

Same, we’ve had ours for about two years. Everything in perfect condition and it’s ridiculously functional. We also got our oven and fridge from ikea (we bought during the kitchen sale so the fancy fridge ended up being very cheap) and had heard mixed reviews about those. Both have been great as well.

I got a good chuckle out of “zombie government.” Enjoying your UK updates — thanks!

Both.

Oui

Ha, yes my first thought was the immense outrage over “deplorable.”

Elizabeth Gilbert is the goddamn worst. One of those types always going on about “living your truth” which consists of being selfish and hurtful and not realizing it.

SAME. I, a grown woman, squeeled with glee upon hearing this news and I am not ashamed to admit it. I unabashedly love the original.

According to the same article, her DJ career (as it were) rakes in about $1m a gig and she’s in the process of launching some of her own hotels. Now I know way more about Paris Hilton than I expected to in 2017.

That song was my ringtone for quite some time. No shame.

Marc Jacobs (formerly Marc by Marc Jacobs, but it seems like they’ve done away with the sub-brands). I have several in varying sizes that I’ve purchased over the years and they hold up very well. They’re similar in price to Kate Spade, maybe just a smidge more.

Ugh that movie was the absolute worst.

I use Too Faced — Better than Sex or Volume de Chanel. Honestly though, I had lash extensions for a several months last year but don’t have the time to have an hour-long fill appoint every 3 weeks, and I miss them so much. No mascara seems good now. Sigh.

I think Drake did a sprite commercial a few years ago so he’s very loyal and on-brand, apparently.

Pedantic, I know, but he *proposed* cuts to PBS. Only Congress can actually cut their budget.