Projecting?

How annoyed do you think she is that just as she’s planning to file for divorce, her name is all over the news with Trump tape?

Yeah, I think it’s a riff on the bizarre “pepe” trump supporters who keep using words like cuck on twitter. I only know what like 3 words I just typed mean. Sigh.

My money is on Ariana Grande — she used two baby emojis and everyone knows Ariana Grande is an actual baby.

It’s not a real person, it’s the tomato troll.

#MakeDeadspinGreatAgain

Ben Carson also brags a lot about trying to stab a guy, so I’ll take his opinions on reasonable discourse with a grain of salt.

Racism and sexism seems too on the nose, right?

Right? It’s not like he decided a week into the season that having an afro would really prove his point, so he grew one in a week. That’s not how hair works.

I live in a smug no cable, only Netlfix/Hulu bubble and I appreciate that it insulates me from having to see political ads. Even ones from candidates I agree with are often cringe-worthy, to say nothing of the insanity of these Trump ads.

I keep checking to make sure it’s not one of those parody accounts (ie @realDonaldDrump), but nope. He’s really doing this.

Like the triple crown for horse racing, except better.

How fun that Trump is basically all of those things!

It’s amazing. When he was doing well in the primary polls, those polls were perfectly legitimate and not rigged. Now that he’s losing in the general, totally rigged!

Yeah, someone on Twitter pointed out that they don’t really have many media-trained surrogates left, so you end up with these crazies.

Now he can truly be a meme come to life, running for president! His dream in life, I assume.

I suppose it’s not exactly an app like Tinder is, but I met my long-term living together boyfriend on Match. All of my girlfriends I know that have married men they met online met them on Match as well.

Seriously though, why is a foreign (formerly) elected official advising the Trump campaign? This is weird, right?

Basically. Chris Hayes tweeted something to the effect of “the goal is no longer to win, it’s to humiliate Hillary as much as humanly possible” which... sounds about right. The whole thing boggles the mind. I truly can’t get my head around the fact that THIS is the strategy he went with.

The tweet is very much real. It’s not a verified reporters account or anything though, so I’m not sure what to make of it.