“I have the same dream every night. I’m a genius detective in London in a TV show that just keeps getting worse and worse.”

Wow Alex, you really want to fuck this guy huh? No shame in that but you didn’t need to write an article about it for the world to know. I mean I can write a dissertation about why Thor is the corner stone of the MCU too but everyone would understand it’s really just me wanting Chris Hemsworth to hold me in those…

“Plus: Master Chief does not remove his helmet, giving him a leg up on a certain other famous helmet guy who got called out for doing that the other day.”

You mean that Joe Rogan’s fans will now listen to Neil Young because he said that they aren’t allowed to do so? That tricksy Canadian! 

Huh, that’s why my “Bleachy Drink Mask Death Hour” podcast wasn’t approved.

My favorite part of the episode was when Peacemaker pointed out how he too had been bullied in his youth by people calling him a bully and insensitive. The delivery of it was just near-perfect.

Is LatinOs a cereal?

I was more bothered by the main character being super boring and having a weird ambiguous power than by the fact that there wasn’t a tournament. The whole time I thought he was going to “inherit” the Scorpion persona, but no, just weird armor guy.

I watched it on an airplane, it was perfectly cromulent for that situation. 

When it became apparent Vigilante was going to go to prison (that happened very fast, didn’t it?

So is Robin gonna be played by Dave Grohl? Because I’d watch that.

“It’s pretty cringe-inducing that of all things Cobain represented (including being anti-fascist), Reeves fixated on the addiction part.”

Screw gritty, my Batman will be grunge!

We all know Kurt Cobain emerged from a reclusive, years-long heroin binge with the ability to yodel like Hank Williams, craft Brahmsian harmonies, and play guitar so well he could fake being bad at it at will, but what my theory presupposes is what if he became Charles Bronson instead?

The butterflies are a creation for the show. There’s no direct correlation in the comics. I’ve seen people suggest this might end being some version of Insect Queen. She was an alien that came to earth to be queen of her own “hive.” She could possess people, but she just did it with her mind. She didn’t use insects…

It was county lock-up, not prison. Dad just got arrested like a day or two before, so he’s being held pending trial. Sure, it looked more like a hardcore prison than a rural county jail, but maybe in a world where perps might have super-powers they put a little more oomph in their lower-level detention facilities.

I guess he was in county lockup, not proper prison?

When you're arrested you don't go straight to court...he was in and out same day

Vigilante vs. the Nazis was the most cathartic five minutes of television I’ve seen in over a year.

Ultrabunny. Just like on the shirt Rick Flag had on when Peacemaker killed him.