Look, I know this is suppose to be a “dumb ha ha” list but the Mask, especially his Dark Horse comic incarnation as opposed to the Jim Carrey version, wouldn’t be half bad, ticking the boxes of being “very 90's” and “ultraviolent” perfectly. 

How long did it take for Zari 1.0’s presence to hurt her brother? A few days? Why can’t Zari 1.0 stay in the totem every other day?

You’ve got a main villain who is crazy, hates Kate and whose current MO is replacing people’s faces...seems like it wouldn’t be too hard to work with that to come up with a workable plot bring in the new actor.

Maybe she regenerates. Lying on the ground face down with a lousy wig like Sylvester McCoy did.

I wonder if we’re headed down the “villain truly believes they’re serving the greater good” road?

“You killed my son!”

While Courtney is definitely rushing headlong into things, it could also be said that Pat is letting his fear and caution take him down the road of indecisiveness and paralysis.

I wish they’d build out their world a little more. It’s not the same universe as Titans or the Arrowverse, so as a viewer we can’t make many assumptions. Is this a “lived in” DC Universe? Pat mentions there’s no one left to fight the Injustice Society - so does the Justice League not exist in any form? Do no other…

She took Alan Scott’s power lantern! I probably wouldn’t give that to a random high school kid.

Since when is performing laughably unnecessary surgeries while drunk a crime???

“Unless a)...b)...”

Anyway, what are YOU doing with your quarantine?

I’m pretty sure that the principle (who was helping the boy in hall learn the tuba) is the Fiddler.

Yes, please. Five minutes in, we’d be all “Ruby who?”

I’m glad this is happening. I was so disappointed that the theatrical cut was just mediocre instead of fucking terrible.

The most meta moment was clearly Gary suggesting that he and Gideon get a spin-off.

It may be too simple of an explanation, but I think Alice just really, really wants to belong. Her participation in Phyllis’s myriad movements and activities seems less a reflection of her personal conviction, than it is because she wants to be with her friends, and this is increasingly the only way she can be. I’ve…

I assume, despite steeling up, that Nate died as well—perhaps his strength just gives out?

He seems to be a telepath, so wearing a mask wouldn’t help that much in keeping an identity secret.

The woman who told her where to sit in the lunch room is one of the Injustice Society, but I don’t remember her name. I’m certain that Crusher is Sportsmaster, too, and Iceman (sorry if that’s wrong, I didn’t catch all their names) runs Barbara’s company. Brainwave was running for mayor. I’m fairly certain the…