Also I have noticed that when ice cream sales go up, deaths from swimming pools also goes up. Every time, it’s an undeniable FACT. I think what we should be focussing on here is how ice cream is drowning our people!

In his defense, the statistic would be higher, but Americans are a, uh, bouyant people.

Not always true; my swimming pool threatened me in public for years.

Swimming Pools: The Silent Killer.

“Your house isn’t haunted. You’re lonely.”

The right way is to have Thomas and Martha Wayne out of focus in the background of every shot in the movie, being gunned down.

Our traditions are what unite us.

“I shall cosplay...a bat.”

So those two guys were gay the whole time?

And throw in a Michael Cera in there as he always gets confused with Eisenberg.

its a little odd as someone who has worked from home for years seeing how people are losing it because they have to stay home. i guess we hermit people were just biding our time before we could take our rightful place as rulers

It might be, but in this case its an old line about Trump himself:

I think he’s one of those people who spent the first half of his life looking slightly older than he actually was, and he’s flipped now and looks slightly younger than he actually is. It’s like if you get a lot of your aging out of the way early it pays off when you’re old

Weird comment coming up:

Hasn’t Greg Proops aged well! He’s looking great!

Then how come I don’t have it?

I don’t want to be left with Steven Segall as People’s Sexiest Man of the Year at the end of all this!

I can’t shake the feeling that anyone who gets up-swiped flies up and hits the ceiling irl. lol.

Has Dean Cain done something I don’t want to Google again?

Turns out her and William’s relationship moved very fast.

I thought that at first too, but i really think she redeemed herself in this third episode. Especially in that scene with Kenton.