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the performances are across-the-board solid, with Guerrero the standout

I take solace in the fact that, if you were to observe the Earth from the distance of the Moon, you would be blissfully unaware of this.

Titans was fine and fun. It just felt like half of an actual season. Seriously, what were they thinking with that cliffhanger? I don’t mind the build-up, but there were barely a payoff for anything.

Nora’s not stupid. She’s just Barry’s daughter. (Barry Allen, that gorgeous idiot).

returning on March 5" what the fuck is with american schedules? No wonder things don’t rate anymore and people just wait til entire seasons drop uninterrupted on streaming sites.

May I go to the bathroom?
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Thaaaaank you.

I bet they don’t get conned by a man at the end.

I think there should be an The Actual Universe Cinematic Universe.

“So I goes to Disney, and I pitch ‘em ‘What if Dumbo, but nightmares?’, and they cheered ‘High concept!’ and gave me, what, two twenty, two thirty million to produce? Now, I dunno if it’s gonna sweep the Oscars, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to leave a whole friggin’ generation of kids and their parents scarred all,

I loved Winter Soldier, but its conspiracy plot was a bit too far-fetched. Nazi sympathisers holding immense political and military power in the 21st-century USA? Whatever, comic books!

There was something about Ray complaining about his job at Upswipes and they responded with something along the lines that he should be glad they hired someone who was supposed to be dead. They both got ragged.

In the beginning of season three after Rip kicked everyone off of the Waverider, Sara and Ray got “real jobs”. Ray was working for the dating app that lets you swipe up and down (“it’s more intuitive!”). Sara was working at a Bed, Bath and Beyond-esqe store and her boss was a dick because he said no one else would

*Keith Flint starts dancing*

But, what steps does the suspicious family dog take...?

Why is everyone so scared of little kids?  I could beat up a shit-ton of the little fuckers.

“No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough”.

They might not have gotten up to go to the bathroom, but that doesn’t mean they didn’t go to the bathroom.

I can’t wait for the sequel, a sober work on mortality and remorse starting Kurt Russell called Fuck You Dracula!

“Um...you OK, son?”

Pretty rude to go up to a stranger and ask them to dance.