Wonder Man, Wonder Man

Speaking of parkour, I finally had a chance to start playing DYING LIGHT this week (the first one! I’m behind the curve!) and it’s highly entertaining. I’m genuinely impressed that you can even scale walls if they have little broken gaps in them!

I watch this with my wife and have been trying to figure out what game he plays.

I hope this link works because it makes me laugh like an idiot every single time:

An artist who works for Disney (and other big companies) clarified some stuff related to all this and one thing you’re not allowed to do is use the name ‘Mickey Mouse’. So roll on all the Michael Maus cartoons, woohoo!

What a shame that The Rock couldn’t continue to show us his range as an actor after playing a dude with a prosthetic leg. 

I’m sure I’m going to regret this, but: I don’t know, what is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?

My favourite bit of the interview is when he gets asked a tough question, says “Excuse me for a moment,” then squeezes onions into his eyes before sobbing “I didn’t do that.”

Of course! But it’s deeply subjective. Someone can tell me about the work of Chris Morris, for example, and it’ll get a chuckle out of me, but I’m sure others would reply with a dead-eyed stare.

I’ll watch basically anything with Clive Owen in, and doubly so if it’s noir! YA LOUSY MOOK! 

Also, I love the “the jokes you’re laughing at are the ones I wrote” line. Come on, mate, that’s like saying “My mum thinks I’m funny.”

Honestly surprised there are still comedians out there doing the whole “what’s the difference between [this] and [this]?” jokes. I thought they were solely used for Christmas crackers now.

I’ve come to the realisation that ITYSL is the type of comedy that just isn’t funny when you try telling people about it. After seeing so many people (including on here) go on about how funny it is, despite not *sounding* funny when people talk about it, I gave it a go.

Thanks a lot for taking the time to lay all that for me! 

Are those dealers legit? I'm unfamiliar with a lot of them. And why are they labelled "CD key"? I'm an old man when it comes to all this stuff!

I’ve noticed there are “artists” on Fiverr who charge $$$ to “generate art based on a prompt by you”. Christ Almighty, what a world we live in.

Are all the end level bosses lizard versions of famous people? If not, which is the least-worst one?

OH WOW. My housemate and I played COH religiously during our uni days! I even had an alt show up in a bunch of fanfic haha

I can buy Tillman losing it at the debate as he’s clearly a man who’s used to getting what he wants, and thoroughly expected the debate to be a mere formality. To walk in and see doppelgangers, who then echo him, along with the laughter of the crowd and the moderator’s genuinely pointed question...I think he was…