But the REAL question is: will this be set in the darkest timeline?

Ooooooh I really hope they use Doctor Doom and make him look like a human baked potato again!

What about readers reading comments and commenting on readers?

I just wanted to note that this is a *chef’s kiss* insult.

Also, it really does seem like Thomas Jane is turning into the new Christopher Lambert: some solid genre work in well-known films, then craaaaaaap. Why can’t the guy get a decent film behind him? I remember a few years ago he was onboard to do a live action…

Hey now, I think I see where Rodriguez is coming from. Most of us have that one person in our friendship group who’s, to quote Hot Tub Time Machine, “a dickhead, but he’s our dickhead.”

“Full school worship,”

Shia LaBeouf was slated to return as Chas, but reports state he fell out with an unnamed “yellow public transportation vehicle."

Hmm. This seems to be a “give an existing script a ‘new’ coat of paint” scenario. Why not just make another straight-up The Strangers movie? I don’t see why we couldn’t have the same killers doing their creepy thing somewhere/when else.

here’s an appreciation of Andrew Garfield, Seth Rogen, John Legend, and Nicholas Braun, and how good they look in white

Nick Fury’s rocking serious Angry Fisherman vibes in this.

I would have thought it’s readily apparent Kanye’s referring the beef he had with The Queen that’s now “released”, given that she’s popped her clogs so can’t bother him anymore. 

I’d like to have seen a “wait, did we...?” with her going “Fuck off, we’re best mates, you perv.”

If this new chap doesn’t leap into Bakula I’ll be very mad. And I mean Bakula as Dr. Sam Beckett, not himself.

Black Adam: Do you expect me to take you seriously? You’re just a big child!

I hope the plot goes like this:

So he may have been in character for this show as his usual character, but also in character as his usual character playing a different character for the show, which may have been a normal show but also a scripted show for another show, that may have required him to lose his voice as one character but not another, or…

Bring back STARGIRL reviews, you cowards!

1:31 - “I just had a terrible nightmare that I was in a superhero TV show that wasn’t well-received!”

I don’t know how this can literally look simultaneously cheap as shit and actually well-shot. And we’ll never see Pooh and Piglet emote/talk, will we? So they’ll constantly just look like burly dudes in masks.

It definitely got better as it went on, or if not ‘better’ than certainly ‘more interesting’ or if not ‘more interesting’ then perhaps ‘a bit nuts’ although not as nuts as it should have been. Except for the ‘Unlimited breadsticks!’ Uncle Al latent-sociopathic Wesker clone, who I would have loved to see more of.