Still finding her CGI off-putting, but not all the time so maaayybbeee some bits are more polished/ready? Otherwise, I like the tone! 

Marvel is starting to feel like a respected band that can’t stop shitting out side projects.

Looks like a lot of fun! I hope the cartoon Easter egg is they approach Eric the Cavalier for help and he’s a massive jerk about it.

I’d like to see a version of JOHN WICK where the main character is very clearly an assassin (eg. always dresses like a ninja) and everyone understands this. But they pop to the shops, water their plants, normal people stuff.

I’m halfway through and it gets more enjoyable as it goes on, although the first episode is booooorrriiinngggg. Reddick is definitely the MVP of the series, although the girl who plays Young Jade is really good, too. 

Ooooooh a Colombia = drugs joke, ladies and gentlemen! What's next, making fun of the British for having bad teeth? Wwooooooaahhhh!

Cinemas are expensive? Sure, in some places. Australian VIP cinema screens cost around AUD 40 per person and they’re very nice, but Colombian VIP screens cost about AUD 13 each and are also very nice.

I watched the first episode and it was pretty boring, except for the giant caterpillar attack and Wesker’s speech to a low-level employee that served as a massive flex and excellent showcase for Lance Reddick’s sinister charisma.

I read the interview and get his point, as he is a businessman so of course he’s pushing to get more money. I don’t like his suggestion, though, that monetisation should be a developer’s focus.

So if I subjected my kids to this I’d be a bad parent...?

This review does give the impression the writers had a big whiteboard with names/places related to the games on it and just cherry-picked them willy-nilly. “Wesker? Done. Umbrella? That’s a no-brainer. South Africa? Yeah, alright. Story? No idea. Something with a lot of zombies, though.”

I don’t understand what it is about all these latest RE movies/shows that seem content to go, “Yeah look, zombies! A licker! Maybe one dude who turns into some kind of mutant!” I want loads of mutants, moving statues around to unlock a safe to find a jewel that opens a piano with a key in it, only one safe room in a…

Those images are spectacular, but why do I now have an irresistible urge to listen to disco?

Just remember: You’re not a real bounty hunter.

“A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat”

But it’s not DisneyWORLD, which I know kids go more nuts for!

More like TITania, right lads? *wolf whistle* *holler* *awwooogaaahhh* *dies inside*

And imagine if he gets the money and says “You can stay here now!” and his daughter is heartbroken because their new house would have been really close to Disneyworld.

The humour seems a little obvious. Like it would be immeasurably better if Franco’s character asks Foxx if he wet himself and he answered “Oh absolutely.” followed by a cheeky wink. In fact, all the jokes should be followed by a cheeky wink. “I hate vampires. They suck!” *cheeky wink*

“The idea, ultimately, is to pass the baton to someone else, someone who’s hopefully really talented and passionate,”