There better be ninjas in it!

That was a really good read! Thanks for that.

Sam and Gizmo are joined by a teenage street thief named Elle, and together, they encounter—and sometimes battle—colorful monsters and spirits from Chinese folklore.

I hope he has literally no offensive capabilities and so the other player(s) feel terrible for beating on him. Or he comes with a little non-controllable Hogarth, and if he gets murdered then Iron Giant goes fucking mental and obliterates everything onscreen - or gets the option to detonate offscreen with his parting…

Renewed: Superman & Lois

Nice! This is a show that started better than I thought it would be and has only got, um, betterer.

I didn’t realise Black House was the sequel until I was partway through it, buy which point I thought “might as well keep going.” Honestly couldn’t tell you why I’ve never got around to reading The Talisman! I’ll have to rectify that soon!

REVIVAL is very, very good. I’ve never read The Talisman but BLACK HOUSE is incredible - especially in how it deals with the main character coming to terms with the weird experience of his youth and how it’s returned to affect his adult life.

I hope it answers the question of who was responsible for such shodding construction work on that church roof.

My “limited edition” red iPod Nano is now a bit more limited, I guess? It also got me through a substantial number of long-distance flights, when I didn’t have a fancy phone or flew with airlines with boring music selections.

Reliable sources tell me the first five minutes is just Cronenberg facing the camera and flicking Vs at the audience. Then, the last twenty minutes is the same thing except he also has his willy out.

Or “Mans” a la Flight of the Concords: “Not enough ladies, too many mans”

Thank you for reminding me how good The Grinder was...! Cut down in its prime, that show :(

I think it really helped Moon Knight remain standalone by a) having literally no need to incorporate any existing MCU stuff (everything on Disney+ so far tied into an existing franchise/character, for example) and b) setting it in two locales not really used in the MCU so far (Sarf Lahndan and Egypt).

Good. Maybe now he can finally reprise his role of Skeletor, a character who should be putting his hands where people don’t want them.

I enjoyed this but blimey was it clumsy.

Evil Dead 2 is objectively The Business so deserves the be number one on all movie lists forever. All of them.

I’m literally picturing the weapon as looking exactly like a gun but is used as a knife - no hidden sharp edges or anything like that. Like he could just use the ‘gun’ and slice bread with it. 

I understand it was smuggled in as a water bottle that was actually a bag of popcorn.

“There is nothing else I can really say...except that I didn’t do it.” is how I read Shoe LaBeef’s comments. “I could be a bad person, but not in this case”

Robbie Reyes Ghost Rider cameo or GTFO!