If this is leaning into the whole “evil priest” thing, I’m all in. Or even better, if the priest is a conduit for darkness that he he doesn’t view as darkness, a la Clancy Browns’ character from Carnivale.

I can honestly say I never expected to see a scene like this in this show:

Casa de Papel is amazing! It gets a little silly sometimes (especially in the first two seasons) with just how clever The Professor is, but at the same time that’s the fun of it: has he got a plan for literally every variable? Judging from the first two episodes of this new season: nope, they’re all fucked.

I enjoyed The Accountant, but I hope the sequel let’s Ben Affleck’s character yell related catchphrases as he murderlises people, like "You shouldn't have lied on your tax return!" and "That's math!" 

Surely the best way to subvert this formula is to make the John Wick type an absolute piece of shit who goes on a rampage because they want to, not as some kind of revenge. And all the ‘goons’ are actually the morally ‘correct’ assassins, who don’t deserve to get their heads stabbed or whatever. I’m sure someone can…

I had no idea this was a thing. Here in Colombia the ice cream machines at McDonald’s work fine*

I know that Tigress made a comment about how ‘even the dumb cops’ would be after them in Miami by now, but that doesn’t mean Blue Valley would be completely empty of police - I’m pretty sure some would have kept an eye on Artemis, just in case they tried to make contact.

Murder hornets? They’re just ugly bees!

I imagine the guy in the background, in the green vest, is yelling "OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T STOP HIM OH GOD" 

Or the remake of the prequel, It's Some Things. 

Hmm, it’s almost like they were trying to make me their target audience but didn’t realise I’m actually into filmmaking, dressage, stoner fashion, Kubrick films, acting in the glee club, ranting about the decline of old technology (eg. VHS), and raving about the moccas at my local bus station's Starbucks. 

That woman’s last name can be translated as “Cowflowers”.

Hopefully her next album is a gothic industrial concept album about cyborg serial killers or something.

WHAAATTT THHEE FFFUUUUUUU

And thus our society edges ever-closer to becoming TV Go Home.

“John Cho’s head as Spike’s head.”

They look like character designs for League of Legends of something like that. Not necessarily a bad thing, just not what I expected.

Also, the New Adventures of He-Man (from the early 90s) put him in space! I can’t remember what the actual deal was, but I think he got lost on another planet...? In any case, a…

I honestly didn’t expect Alt-Earth Nat to turn up. I only hope we don’t get another season worth of “I don’t trust Superman” from her, since her dad can just say “Oh no, we’re mates now, he’s alright.” and “We’re on another Earth, roll with it.”

I honestly didn’t expect Alt-Earth Nat to turn up. I only hope we don’t get another season worth of “I don’t trust Superman” from her, since her dad can just say “Oh no, we’re mates now, he’s alright.” and “We’re on another Earth, roll with it.”

I did like that Leslie Larr made a comment about “you’re not prepared for what’s coming”, which in context suggested that if EradiEdge had succeeded, he’d also actually be responsible for stopping some looming threat (given that the planet would be full of superpeople).