RSVP’d, will bring a couple six packs of my local brewery’s best as gift to the staff, and Mario Kart on the DS out of principle.

So I must ask a few questions!

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

But nobody pays to see John Cena jump around in the ring by himself either. I feel like you missed the entire point.

I was watching live when it happened. For a moment I wasn’t sure if it was kayfabe or not. That’s just how things are in this business. But it felt odd for a major storyline injury to occur during a match to determine the #1 contender for a title shot. I don’t watch NXT so I wasn’t familiar with Enzo and Cass but i’ve…

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

Chyna always seemed like someone who got chewed up by the system and then was left to deal with the aftermath on her own. If her time in the business had come a little earlier or a bit later, she probably would have gone down as one of the legends of pro wrestling, but she hit at probably the worst possible moment,…

This sucks.

wow.... please don’t put graphic violence in the comments thx

One time, the wooden cap for my Cholula got separated from the actual plastic screw top inside it. I still had like 85% of the bottle left at that point but I threw it out anyways because it just wasn’t the same without the signature wooden cap. I still have nightmares from that day.

I really feel like we need to sympathize with those impacted most by that graphic. My prayers go out to the 40 Rams fans in Los Angeles that have to watch their team at 6:30 AM on October 23rd.

Man, Deadspin with nothing but hate for Kobe!

Legitimately happy to see Lamar.

See, now i want to know what it said. I bet it was funny.

Great writing David. I was hooked on your journey and loved the storytelling.

I at one point was so broke, I resulted to getting the wild onion sprouts out of my apartment’s mulch filled garden to use as garnish in my soup.

First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the pandas.

Also responsible for the greatest commercial of all time

4 cops with guns on me. Helicopter over my head. They won’t notice if I sliiddddeee to the right and help myself to this police car.