I knew it! There are only two types of people who still use MD: Disc Jockies and people like you and I!

Radio DJ? Or just fan of a medium that copy 1.5 abums per mini disc?

Sony Mini Disc Player. When I worked at Sears in HS, I bought the home stereo component and that came with the portable player. I thought this was the future. I was right, it was the future of awesome looking paperweights.

I did end up using both briefly in college when I was “studying” (ha!) to be a radio disc jockey…

This is exactly what I was planning on doing with my Mini Cooper for all the same reasons but I wasn’t sure how to do it properly. This is amazing!

She was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.

Nothing wrong with rooting for the bad guy. Everyone needs a bad guy. We like bad characters like Clay Morrow and Tony Soprano. Smark is “knowing” why and why not someone is getting “pushed”. Also, defining Smark for anyone makes you a Smark. :-)

I was going to attempt make a “arm the fetuses with teleporter joke” and then realized that we could have less violent and painful births! That is how this works, right?

I’d really like to know how well the guys in the Indian Ocean and Arctic Circle fared with finding a discreet relationship.

Someone should probably tell her that you are a Troll.

Hopefully he doesn’t pledge Epsilon Rho Rho. Those guys are know for Bending the rules and causing a ruckus for the Chancellor.

That sir/ma’am was the perfectly cromulent way to use cromulent.

Americans will poach anything.

I just want to sit there, in silence and just enjoy.

This is a new fad? My friend’s wives have been talking about this kind of shit (pun intended; because duh) since I met them. Anytime I quietly remove my self from the room or sequester myself to Clash of Clans they point out how I am not adding to their conversation. To which i reply “really? Really? You need me to…

Go to the coast by day, for sure. But if you’re staying overnight, book a vacation rental, hotel room, or campsite outside the inundation zone.”

This is like jumping the red light just to be first at the next red light. The season doesn’t start any sooner, no matter how much you run like DE scoring a TD.

You are the answer to “how to fix reality car shows?”

How to Fix Car Reality Shows? Make Doug the head writer/producer and host. I get excited about your columns because you are generally excited about writing them.

You are our scrub!