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Brian Earl Spilner
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That “guy in a hat” probably makes minimum wage. That “guy in a hat” probably has a shit ton of student loans. That “guy in a hat” probably sleeps on a couch. That “guy in a hat” has probably been up since 4a. That “guy in a hat” had probably just gotten yelled at. The last thing that “guy in hat” really wants to do

So are actors suppose to keep up the role that they play on screen at home as well? It’s always been as “real” as Shakespeare has.

Those. Bangs. Are. Bangin!

I bet those SR20s could fetch a good price a week before Race Wars.

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This is surprising. He and his struggles to leave the Soviet Union to play in the NHL were a large focal point of the amazing documentary “Red Army”. Fetisov is hilarious, but that just might be the straight face Russian in him.

I’d be doing the same thing.

If we are down with “dadbod” and we have the, and about damn time, campaign for #notanangel- btw Candice Huffine I’ve had a far away crush on you since HS in Bowie, keep rocking!- can we finally let short guys catch a break? It’s not something we can change. We were born this way. And yet it’s on every dating profile

No Argyle or Paisely? No Kayden, but there are THREE alternate spellings of a sound that people call a name? Also, Haydn? Are your parents fond of catchy tech start ups as well?

In fairness, most waiters/waitresses in NYC/LA are shitty actors.

First “car” was a Grand Caravan. It had 12 inch Kenwoods in the back and no back seat. I had the loudest car in high school :-)

That’s the damn Chesapeake Bay Bridge! God I’ve seen some dumb/determined driving coming west on that bridge, but this takes it.

DAMN IT! Muscle Reflex!!!!! I finally found her and accidentally swiped left :-(

I am swiping left until I find her. I’ll be damned if I use up all my right swipes in this 12 hour period!

What is going on in this photo? Is this a Skype Background? Is that A beer can and a woman’s leg?

More Wes Siler and friends is a great thing!

And this is why I hate everyone. Not you though, just everyone.

Does anyone outside of “Boston” care about Boston sports that isn’t paid to care?

How in God’s Browning Earth can you gloss over the fact that it has a MINI DISK PLAYER?!?!?!?!?!?! Is it a stock player? And do you need mini disks? I have some still from when I was an aspiring Disc Jockey in college. No really I went to college for four years to be a Radio Disc Jockey. I could own a Skyline with

“Having fun is the most disrespectful thing you can do in baseball.” — Arizona Diamondback Players. It’s really interchangeable.