No Argyle or Paisely? No Kayden, but there are THREE alternate spellings of a sound that people call a name? Also, Haydn? Are your parents fond of catchy tech start ups as well?

In fairness, most waiters/waitresses in NYC/LA are shitty actors.

First “car” was a Grand Caravan. It had 12 inch Kenwoods in the back and no back seat. I had the loudest car in high school :-)

That’s the damn Chesapeake Bay Bridge! God I’ve seen some dumb/determined driving coming west on that bridge, but this takes it.

DAMN IT! Muscle Reflex!!!!! I finally found her and accidentally swiped left :-(

I am swiping left until I find her. I’ll be damned if I use up all my right swipes in this 12 hour period!

What is going on in this photo? Is this a Skype Background? Is that A beer can and a woman’s leg?

More Wes Siler and friends is a great thing!

And this is why I hate everyone. Not you though, just everyone.

Does anyone outside of “Boston” care about Boston sports that isn’t paid to care?

How in God’s Browning Earth can you gloss over the fact that it has a MINI DISK PLAYER?!?!?!?!?!?! Is it a stock player? And do you need mini disks? I have some still from when I was an aspiring Disc Jockey in college. No really I went to college for four years to be a Radio Disc Jockey. I could own a Skyline with…

“Having fun is the most disrespectful thing you can do in baseball.” — Arizona Diamondback Players. It’s really interchangeable.

“Having fun is the most disrespectful thing you can do in baseball.” — St. Louis Cardinals fans.

This is why I love it here in LA. The ability to not be in LA is beyond easy. Almost easier than when I lived in the DC/Maryland area.

Going to the bathroom was enjoyable #beforeringoffire

“Get off my lawn you crazy hippies!” Over heard from my desk in LA just now.

These are the only time "selfie sticks" are approved for use. This gives perspective beyond self indulgence at Disney Land.

Every comment in my head makes me sound like an angry old man shouting "get off my lawn you damn kids!" and I am only 31. I can't get over how they differently all look the same.

See, celebrities are just like us!

Isn’t this why Gawker.com now has 856474397^2 sub sites? Or should I just stop while we are all ahead?