That's the only highlights that court has seen all year.

What is all this haha you are brewing about this? Can you mansplain why this is important to me? And what application, if any, this has for my Mini (Cooper) hoses?

Oh Barry, I am sorry you are butt hurt. Would you like us to carry you to your laptop? We can get you an inflatable donut until the pain subsides ;-)

Thank Science that was against the Astros. We are still waiting for that Pujols HR to degrade it's orbit.

This is very similar to my argument that all Liam Neeson characters are one person, and that the films are a multi-part biopic about a Highlander traveling through his life.

Cut the guy a break. He wasn't punching the wall, he was just rehearsing for a Big Bang Theory audition.

Two fan bases that cry a lot. Nothing to see here except pointing fingers.

Don't blame Ford. It's Firestone's fault that things are blowing up.

My Astros can't get much worse!

He has no respect for the game and no respect for the law. The Cardinals are going to really hate him next year.

What are children bros so cool and adorable?

Illuminati!

I am going to go read http://gawker.com/unemployment-s… . Maybe others should too.

The NRA approves this message.

So is Hernadez the new Chris Benoit?

Boston PD has just announced that Whitey Bulger knows the location of Jimmy Hoffa. He has led them to a residence in North Attleboro, Mass.

"The only noticable difference was in the Wedding Planning Department. A recent influx of Canadian weddings has the Board of Governors watching closely."

I heard this one time that Randy Miller peed his pants.

The smartest man in Philly just got paid to leave town. I guess the saying "every village needs an idiot" isn't true when the town is located in PA and everyone claims they are from Jersey.

Of all the cast members, I didn't think Vinnie would be the one to be suspected of murder.