If you read this in Mr. Regular's Uncle Pulltab voice it's poetry. 

I drive an Ioniq and one of the things I really liked was the balance of buttons and knobs and what the screen handles. A/C controls and a few major media shortcuts are all buttons and the rest is on the touchscreen. Buttons for the sake of buttons is just malicious compliance. 

Sadly, it isn’t just the money. The brand itself has just left a bad taste in my mouth. I just moved to a far less hectic city and I’d love an e-bike but HD seems like they’ve been bitching about my generation for ages and laughing about how shitty we are until they finally took a look at their bank account and now…

Which I always found hilarious. If you’re seeing that you’re heading south on the turnpike. Which is the exact opposite direction of the airport they were headed to in the movie. Eventually they pass a Sonny’s BBQ which is even further south in homestead. Again, totally the wrong direction. I know it’s really stupid,…

When my friends and I were young and stupid we decided late one night while on a fast food run that it would be a wonderful idea to “ghost ride the whip”. This was long before that Drake song became a thing and viral videos were still cats, about 10 years ago. Long story short, it looked like that scene out of The Big…