God I fucking hate everything.

I got this off reddit from someone who follows this trainwreck:

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

I’m plus size AND fun size (5'1") and prefer to dress in all black - think vaguely rectangular Wednesday Addams. That said, when I do contemplate a foray into print and color, the variety I’m offered is cheetah or zebra in every conceivable color combination. It’s like camouflage if you’re going on safari in some Lisa…

Nadine saying that she couldn’t put her “plus-size” model in a bold print made me want to die.

I don’t think that Disney’s marketing team also houses the servers for AMC and Fandango. 

Hey, I really like Hawkeye’s new look.  I think the hair and tattoos look great on him.  They don’t help at all with defeating Thanos, but they should take all the wins they can get.

Tony: Do you trust me?

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

“Percieved attack on my family.”

But she’s really not though. Much like Phyllis Schlafly, if she were really the wife she claimed to be, she’d be at home 24/7 with no job and no other reason to live than her husband, kids, and religion while obeying his every command.

Her “defending masculinity” is apparently just defending a man’s right to be shitty to women.

Yet no one defended me when I stood for masculinity and God’s design for sexuality

Here’s another truth: Carolina (also) lost. The McAllisters are having a rough weekend and I’m totally here for it.

Seriously what disgusting comments! And then she has the gall to pretend she was just “defending masculinity”??? Yuck. Bye.

Damn Denise, why so angry at the gays? 

As an Old who doesn’t get the whole “private Stories on Instagram”, I want to roll my eyes a little bit at that because there’s never anything truly private on the internet. But honestly, whatever gets her through.

I want to feel a bit sorry but I can’t. I am not an especially cruel person, but I survive precariously on disability, which has affected the level of sympathy I can summon up toward the mega rich...especially beautiful young women who will never face a real hurdle in their lives, at least not because the money can’t…

A fraction of the cost of a USC bribe!