Oh, I will, and then I'm going to Poltergeist the hell out of you. I hope you like your furniture re-arranged, you magnificent bastard! I'm gonna make walls bleed! OOOh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Woooooooooooooooooooooaaaaagagggggggghhhhh!

I'm going to do it...and you're going to love it! AHEM

Doors go down, doors go up. Doors go down, doors go up. Doors go down, doors go uuuuupphhhhh...

Bro, you need a hug.

Game wardens & transport police (they usually stop & can field weigh 18-wheelers) are the same way. They usually don't bother w/passenger vehicles, especially for speeding, unless there's some reckless shit happening.

There are a few all-season tires that are acceptable (I wouldn't necessarily say very competent) in winter- among performance tires the Continental ExtremeContact DWS is better rated in the snow than virtually any other all-season tire. Is it as good as even a cheap winter tire? No.

Hmm.

The Russian ruble is collapsing, crude oil prices are dropping, hackers can cancel the release of a movie with some vague threats, the recession continues. One small piece of the universe remains a constant. Somewhere, someone Swedish is stuffing a wholly inappropriate engine into a similarly inappropriate automobile.

That's not the case for every National Park. Each park is a little bit different. There is a federal courthouse inside Yellowstone National Park. Tickets issues in Yellowstone can be taken to court right there inside the park. Some parks issue their tickets through another agency like the local county sheriff's…

This is absolutely true. I got popped by a National Park Ranger in the Poconos along the Delaware River, and I was doing 70-ish to pass one of those annoying shitheads who goes 35mph in the no-pass zone then speeds up to 60 when you pull out to pass. So I got the ticket, paid it, and never got points or anything on my…

You should spend more time around boats...usually their owners are very poor, mostly because they own boats.

Any answer other than the seven is incorrect. It's the sports car boiled down to it's most pure form and it's still being copied and raced today and is still a formidable performer given that the design is over half a century old.

This is my new jam.

I can't decide if this is the worst Final Destination movie or least funny episode of Louie.

I once meet a guy driving a rusty old passat claiming hi's other car was a Lamborghini Testarossa, true story!

STi starts at $34k.

Automakers issue press releases to this site at their own peril.